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GREASE

GREASE

JACOBS Jim e CASEY Warren

DANNY                         John Travolta                             DANCERS

SANDY                         Olivia Newton-John                    Barbi Alison (MIDGE)

RIZZO                         Stockard Channing                     Helena Androyku (TRIX)

KENICKIE                      Jeff Conaway                          Jennifer Buchanan (JENNY)

DOODY                         Barry Pearl                           Carol Culver (CEE CEE)

SONNY                         Michael Tucci                         Cindy DeVore (DEANA)

PUTZIE                        Kelly Ward                            Deborah Fishman (BABS)

FRENCHY                       Didi Conn                             Antonia Franceschi (TONI)

JAN                           Jamie Donnelly                        Sandra Gray (BIG G.)

MARTY                         Dinah Manoff                          Mimi Lieber (SAUCE)

                                                                    Judy Susman (TEDDY)

PRINCIPAL McGEE               Eve Arden

TEEN ANGEL                    Frankie Avalon                        Dennis Daniels (BART)

VI                            Joan Blondell                         Larry Dusich (DEUCE)

VINCE FONTAINE                Edd Byrnes                            John Robert Garrett (BUBBA)

COACH CALHOUN                 Sid Caesar                            Daniel Levans (ST. VITUS)

MRS. MURDOCK                  Alice Ghostley                        Sean Moran (MOOSE)

BLANCHE                       Dody Goodman                          Greg Rosatti (DEGO)

JOHNNY CASINO & THE GAMBLERS  Sha-Na-Na                             Andy Roth (EDDIE)

PATTY SIMCOX                  Susan Buckner                         Lou Spadaccini (WOPPO)

TOM CHISUM                    Lorenzo Lamas                         Andy Tennant (ARNOLD)

NURSE WILKINS                 Fannie Flagg                          Richard Weisman (BUZ)

MR. RUDIE                     Dick Patterson

EUGENE                        Eddie Deezen

MR. LYNCH                     Darrell Zwerling

WAITRESS                      Ellen Travolta

CHA CHA                       Annette Charles

LEO                           Dennis C. Stewart

BASKETBALL PLAYER             Michael Biehn (uncredited)

[music: "Love is a Many Splendored Thing"]

SANDY            I'm going back to Australia – I might never see you again.

DANNY            Don’t, don't talk that way, Sandy.

SANDY            But it’s true. I've just had the best summer of my life and now I have to go away.

                 It isn't fair.

                 [Danny kisses her]  Danny, don't spoil it.

DANNY            It's not spoiling it, Sandy. It's only making it better.

SANDY            Danny, is this the end?          

DANNY            Of course not. It's only the beginning.

VINCE FONTAINE   This is the main brain, Vince Fontaine, beginning your day with the only way—

                 music, music, music.

                 Get out of bed, it's the first day of school.

                 Don't be a slob, don't get a job. Go back to class, you can pass.

                 And to start the day off nice and fine, we’re gonna play a new old favorite of mine.

[“GREASE” – Frankie Valli]

*I saw my problems and I see the light*

*We got a loving thing, we gotta feed it right*

*There ain’t no danger we can go too far*

*We start believing now that we can be who we are*

*Grease is the word*

*They think our love is just a growing pain*

*Why don’t they understand, it’s just a crying shame*

*Their lips are lying only real is real*

*We start to find right now we got to be what we feel*

*Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)*

*It’s got groove, it’s got meaning*

*Grease is the time is the place is the motion*

*Grease is the way we are feeling*

*We take the pressure and we throw away*

*Conventionality belongs to yesterday*

*There is a chance that we can make it so far*

*We start believing now that we can be who we are*

*Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)*

*It’s got groove, it’s got meaning*

*Grease is the time is the place is the motion*

*Now, Grease is the way we are feeling*

*This is a life of illusion*

*Wrapped up in trouble (trouble), laced with confusion*

*What are we doing here?*

*We take the pressure and we throw away*

*Conventionality belongs to yesterday*

*There is a chance that we can make it so far*

*We start believing now that we can be who we are*

*Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)*

*It’s got groove, it’s got meaning*

*Grease is the time is the place is the motion*

*Now, Grease is the way we are feeling*

*Grease is the word (is the word, that you heard)*

*It’s got groove, it’s got meaning (groove and meaning)*

*Grease is the time is the place is the motion*

*Now, Grease is the way we are feeling*

*Grease is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word...*

DOODY            Hey...!

SONNY            Gimme that, gimme that.

DOODY            Back, back, back.

                 Ugh, you’re not supposed to eat this, you're supposed to bury it.

SONNY            Hey, that’s a homemade lunch!

DOODY            Ohh!

PUTZIE           Your old lady drag her carcass out of bed for you?

SONNY            C’mon Putzie, she does it every year on the first day of school.

DOODY            Big deal, big deal!

PUTZIE           Yeah!

SONNY            Kenickie!

PUTZIE           Kenickie!

DOODY            Over here, Kenickie!

KENICKIE         Hey, where you at?

DOODY            We’re right here!

PUTZIE           Where were you all summer?

KENICKIE         What are you, my mother?

PUTZIE           I was just asking.

KENICKIE         I was workin', which is more than any of yous kids could say.

SONNY            Working?

KENICKIE         That’s right, I was luggin' boxes at Bargain City, moron.

SONNY            Nice job!

KENICKIE         Eat me! I'm saving up to get me some wheels.

PUTZIE           Yeah? You wanna hear what I did?

KENICKIE         No.

DOODY            Hey, there's Danny!

PUTZIE           Danny!

SONNY            Hey, Danny!

ALL              Danny.

DOODY            Danny!

KENICKIE         How you doing, huh?

DOODY            Hey, Danny!

SONNY            Hey, come on!

DANNY            Ohh!

KENICKIE         Hey, how you doing?

DANNY            Good to see you.

KENICKIE         Hey, uh, you see any new broads over there?

DANNY            Nah, just the same old chicks everybody’s playing with.

KENICKIE         Hey, so, what did you do all summer, Danny, huh?

DANNY            I was hanging around down the beach, you know.

                 You know!

SONNY            I mean it's tough with all those chicks hanging around you.

PUTZIE           Yeah, well the only thing that hangs around you Sonny are the flies.

SONNY            Yeah, right here Putzie, huh!

KENICKIE         Hey, h-how was the action at the beach?

DANNY            Ooh. It was flipping.

KENICKIE         Ooh. Crazy, yeah?

DANNY            I did uh, I did meet this one chick. She was uh, she was sorta cool, you know.

SONNY            You mean she puts out?

DANNY            Oh come on Sonny, is that all you ever think about?

SONNY            Friggin' A!

                 [bell rings]

DANNY            This one!

SONNY            Hey, guys! Wait up.

SANDY            Do I look O.K. Frenchy?

FRENCHY          Sure, you look good.

SANDY            I'm really nervous, you know.

FRENCHY          You look terrific.

SANDY            So, this is Rydell?

FRENCHY          Yep, you'll love it.

SANDY            I loved the last school I was at. I wish I was there right now.

                 Still, I'm no stranger to heartbreak.

FRENCHY          Why? You got psoriasis?

RIZZO            Oh, God.

                 [sighs] Well, here we are again.

MARTY            Yeah, but this time we're seniors.

RIZZO            And we're going to rule the school!

MARTY            Jan, that is so adolescent.

JAN              We are adolescent!

RIZZO            We don't have to flaunt it.

                 O.K. girls. Let's go get ‘em.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Blanche, do you have the new schedules?

BLANCHE          Yes, Miss McGee, I just had my hands on them.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.

BLANCHE          Oh, here we are. If it'd been a snake it would've bitten me.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Blanche, these are the schedules we couldn't find for last semester.

                 Now, maybe next year, you'll find the ones for this semester.

BLANCHE          (Yes, Miss McGee.)

BART             Arnold!

ARNOLD & WOPPO   [laughing]

                 [shouting]

MR. LYNCH        I've got Kenickie again.

MRS. MURDOCK     He's been here longer than I have.

NURSE WILKINS    It's the first day of school and already my castor oil is missing.

MRS. MURDOCK     Hmmm. How many days ‘til Christmas vacation?

SANDY            86.

MRS. MURDOCK     86?

SANDY            I'm counting.

MRS. MURDOCK     Ohh!

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Can I help you, dear?

SANDY            Oh, yes, this is my first day of school.

                 I'm not really sure where I'm supposed to be.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Oh, well, welcome to Rydell.

                 You'll have to fill out a few of these forms, but...

                 Will you excuse me for a minute, I'll be right back?

SANDY            Oh, excuse me. Do you have a pencil, please?

BLANCHE          Oh, yes, dear. Here you are.

                 [bell rings]

SONNY            Jeez, every teacher I got this year's flunked me at least once.

DOODY            If you don’t watch it, you're gonna be spending all your time in McGee’s office.

SONNY            Yeah, well this year she's gonna wish she'd never seen me.

DOODY            Oh yeah? And what are you going to do?

SONNY            I just ain't gonna take any of her crap, that's all.

                 I don't take no crap from nobody.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Sonny.

SONNY            Hello ma'am.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom, right now?

SONNY            I was just going for a walk.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  You were just dawdling, weren't you?

SONNY            Yes, ma'am.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. LaTierre.

SONNY            [mumbles in Italian]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?

SONNY            Yes, ma'am.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Are you just going to stand there all day?

SONNY            Uh, no, ma'am. I mean, yes, ma'am. I mean I'm just um...

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Well, which is it, yes or no?

SONNY            No, ma'am.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Good, then move.

SONNY            Yes, ma'am.

DANNY            I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny.

                 You would've really told her off, huh?

DOODY            Mr. LaTierre! Yes, ma'am! No, ma'am!

SONNY            Hey, Eugene! How you doing?

EUGENE           Hi, fellas!

DOODY            Did you have a nice summer? Shake, buddy.

EUGENE           Ow!

DOODY            Hey, what's wrong? You're wearing glasses.

EUGENE           I got astigmatism.

DOODY            Aw, too bad!

PUTZIE           It just fell off!

KENICKIE         C'mon, let's go.

[music: "as I go Traveling Down Life's Highway..."]

[chimes]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what we're sure will be our greatest year at Rydell.

                 Saturday night will be our first pep rally and bonfire, and I want to see all of you students out there with plenty of support for coach Calhoun and the Rydell Rangers.

                 If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

                 And now for the really good news, and probably one of the most exciting things to ever happen at Rydell High.

                 The National Bandstand television show has selected Rydell as a representative American high school and will do a live broadcast from our very own gym.

                 [students cheer]

                 It is our chance to show the entire nation what fine, bright, clean-cut, wholesome students we have here at Rydell.

                 [Patty screams]

RIZZO & MARTY    *ba-ba-bamba*

                 *ba-ba-bamba*

                 *ba-ba-bamba...*

JAN              Hey. Did you guys get a look at Zuko this morning?

                 Looking pretty good this year, huh, Rizz?

RIZZO            That's ancient history.

MARTY            Well, history sometimes repeats itself.

FRENCHY          Hey, you guys.

MARTY            Hi, Frenchy.

JAN              Hi, French.

FRENCHY          [to Sandy] Go sit down.

RIZZO            French.

FRENCHY          This here, uh, is, uh, Sandy Olsson.

                 And, uh, th-that's Jan and Marty, and this is Rizzo.

                 She just moved here from Sydney, Australia.

RIZZO            Mmm. How are things down under?

SANDY            Oh, fine, thanks.

FRENCHY          Hey, Marty, are those new glasses?

MARTY            Oh, yeah, just got 'em for school.

                 Don't you think they make me look smarter?

RIZZO            Nah. You can still see your face.

JAN              How do you like school so far, Sandy?

SANDY            It's different.

PATTY SIMCOX     Hi, kids!

RIZZO            Oh!

FRENCHY          Oh!

MARTY            Oh!

RIZZO            Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell Hi- [to Patty] hi!

PATTY SIMCOX     Oh, I just love the first day of school!

                 Don't you?                

RIZZO            It's the biggest thrill of my life.

PATTY SIMCOX     Oh, you'd never guess what's happened!

RIZZO            Probably not.

PATTY SIMCOX     They just announced the nominees for student council and guess who's up for vice-president.

RIZZO            Who!?

PATTY SIMCOX     Me! Isn't it the most, to say the least?

RIZZO            The very least.

PATTY SIMCOX     I just hope I don't make too poor a showing.

RIZZO            Well, we certainly wish you the best of luck, don't we girls?

MARTY            Oh, yeah.

FRENCHY          Yeah, sure.

JAN              Yeah, sure. Keeping my fingers crossed.

PATTY SIMCOX     Oh, thank you. (Here.)

MARTY            Thank you.

PATTY SIMCOX     Here.

RIZZO            Oh.

PATTY SIMCOX     Oh, you must think I'm a terrible clod for not introducing myself to your friend.

                 Hi, I'm Patty Simcox. Welcome to Rydell-- Oh!

                 Well, I hope you'll be at cheerleader tryouts.

                 We'll have so much fun and get to be lifelong friends!

FRENCHY          You guys. How do you like Sandy, huh?

                 Do you think we could let her in the Pink Ladies?

RIZZO            She looks too pure to be Pink.

MARTY            Oh, double doo-doo!

RIZZO            Please!

JAN              What's up doc?

MARTY            One of my diamonds just fell in the macaroni.

 

SONNY            Hey, uh, Kenickie, you wanna piece of salami?

KENICKIE         Are you kidding? If I eat that, I'll smell like you.

PUTZIE           What a stink!

DANNY            Hey, guys. Guys, look.

KENICKIE         Ladies and gentlemen, dingle berries on parade!

SONNY            Yeah.

DOODY            Hey, look!. You really put your foot into it this time, Chisum!

PUTZIE           Yeah, try hopscotch, you hot dog!

SONNY            Oh, what a gavone! Gumdrops, man.

KENICKIE         Hey. Any of you guys see that new chick in registration?

                 Oh, she sure beats the foam domes around here.

SONNY            You mean her jugs were bigger than Annette’s?

KENICKIE         Nobody's jugs are bigger than Annette’s!

SONNY            Right!

DOODY            Hey, guys.

                 HEY!

GIRLS            Huh!!

PUTZIE           Hi, girls!

DOODY            You're a sick man, Putz!

PUTZIE           Hey!

                 Hey, ugh...!

DOODY            Hey, I want to hear about what Danny did at the beach.

SONNY            Yeah!

KENICKIE         Yeah!

DANNY            Nah! It was nothing.

DOODY            Aw!

KENICKIE         Sure, nothing, Zuko, right.

PUTZIE           C’mon, Danny. You got in her drawers, right?

DOODY            Yeah, come on, come on. Tell us about that girl.

FRENCHY          What did you do this summer, Sandy?

SANDY            Oh, I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there.

RIZZO            Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?

SANDY            Well, he was sorta special.

RIZZO            There ain't no such thing.

SANDY            He was really romantic.

DOODY            Come on, man.

KENICKIE         Come on!

DANNY            Come on, you don't want to hear all the horny details.

SONNY            Are you kidding me?

DANNY            Alright, I'll tell you!

DANNY            *Summer lovin’, had me a blast*

SANDY            *Summer lovin’, happened so fast*

DANNY            *I met a girl, crazy for me*

SANDY            *Met a boy, cute as can be*

DANNY & SANDY    *Summer days driftin’ away to uh, oh the summer nights*

ALL              *Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh!*

GUYS             *Tell me more, tell me more*

DOODY            *Did you get very far?*

GIRLS            *Tell me more, tell me more*

MARTY            *Like does he have a car?*

GIRLS/GUYS       *A-ha/doo-doo, a-ha/doo-doo, a-ha/doo-doo...*

DANNY            *She swam by me, she got a cramp*

SANDY            *He went by me, got my suit damp*

DANNY            *I saved her life, she nearly drowned*

SANDY            *He showed off, splashin’ around*

DANNY & SANDY    *Summer sun something’s begun but uh, oh the summer nights*

ALL              *Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh!*

GIRLS            *Tell me more, tell me more*

FRENCHY          *Was it love at first sight?*

GUYS             *Tell me more, tell me more*

KENICKIE         *Did she put up a fight?*

GUYS/GIRLS       *A-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do...*

DANNY            *Took her bowling, in the arcade*

SANDY            *We went strolling, drank lemonade*

DANNY            *We made out, under the dock*

SANDY            *We stayed out, ‘til ten o’clock*

DANNY & SANDY    *Summer fling don’t mean a thing but uh, oh the summer nights*

ALL              *Whoa, whoa, whoa!*

GUYS             *Tell me more, tell me more*

SONNY            *But you don’t gotta brag*

GIRLS            *Tell me more, tell me more*

RIZZO            *‘Cos he sounds like a drag*

ALL              *Shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, yeah!*

SANDY            *He got friendly, holding my hand*

DANNY            *Well, she got friendly, down in the sa-and*

SANDY            *He was sweet, just turned eighteen*

DANNY            *Well, she was good, you know what I mean (whoo!)*

DANNY & SANDY    *Summer heat boy and girl meet but uh, oh the summer nights*

ALL              *Whoa, whoa, whoa!*

GIRLS            *Tell me more, tell me more*

JAN              *How much dough did he spend?*

GUYS             *Tell me more, tell me more*

SONNY            *Could she get me a friend?*

SANDY            *It turned colder, that’s where it ends*

DANNY            *So I told her, we’d still be friends*

SANDY            *Then we made, our true love vow*

DANNY            *Wonder what, she’s doing now*

DANNY & SANDY    *Summer dreams ripped at the seams but, oh, those summer nights*

ALL              *Tell me more, tell me more*

JAN              He sounds real nice.

RIZZO            True love and he didn’t lay a hand on you?

                 Sounds like a creep to me.

SANDY            Well, he wasn’t. He was a gentleman.

FRENCHY          Hey, uh, what was his name?

SANDY            Danny. Danny Zuko.

JAN & MARTY      [giggles]

RIZZO            Well, I think he sounds peachy keen.

                 And, well, maybe if you believe in miracles, Prince Charming will show up again someday, somewhere unexpected.

                 See you later. Come on, girls.

SANDY            Do you really think so, Frenchy?

FRENCHY          Sure.

SANDY            Yeah?

FRENCHY          Uh, Sandy, I think we ought to get to class.

[band plays]

CHEERLEADERS     *Do a split, give a yell! Give a cheer for our Rydell!*

                 *Way to go, way to fight! Go Rydell, fight, fight, fight!*

                 [fanfare] [cheering]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  And now... Quiet, please. Quiet, everyone.

                 And now, boys and girls, the man of the hour, the coach we are all depending on to pull Rydell out of a seven-season slump, our very own coach Calhoun.

                 [cheering]

COACH CALHOUN    Who's the best?

CROWD            Rydell!

COACH CALHOUN    Give ‘em hell, Rydell! [cheering]

                 I just wanna tell you students that we have a banner year coming up. A banner year.

                 Well, my boys are primed, I mean really primed because I primed them.

                 I mean, they're not only primed, they're honed,...

TOM CHISUM       [mouthed] (Hi)

COACH CALHOUN    honed to a sharp...

SANDY            [mouthed] (Hi)

COACH CALHOUN    razor edge. And, we're not just...

TOM CHISUM       [mouthed] (How are you?)

COACH CALHOUN    going out there to win;...

SANDY            [mouthed] (Fine)

COACH CALHOUN    we're going out there for glory.

                 And, when we get out there, we're gonna yank ‘em, and tear ‘em, and rip ‘em.

VOICE IN CROWD   C’mon let’s rip ‘em up coach!

COACH CALHOUN    And, we're gonna take ‘em, and roll ‘em around, and rip ‘em up into pieces!

                 And, then we're going to slaughter ‘em.

                 And, after the slaughter is over, we're gonna come back here and ring that victory bell.

                 Like we always wanted to.

                 [cheering] [band plays "as I go Traveling Down Life's Highway..."]

SONNY            Hey, Doody. Doody

DOODY            Hey!

PUTZIE           Hey!

DOODY            Hey, Danny. Watch this. You're gonna love it.

DOODY/SONNY/PUTZ *Do a split, give a yell. Shake your tit for old Rydell*

DOODY            Ruff!

DANNY            Guys... Be cool, huh?

DOODY            Hey, watch out, pinhead!

KENICKIE         Uh, what do you think?

DANNY            What a hunk of junk.

KENICKIE         Wait ‘til I give it a paint job and soup up the engine. Man, she’s gonna run like a champ.

                 I'm racing her at Thunder Road.

DOODY            Thunder Road?

KENICKIE         Yeah! You wanna make something of it?

DOODY            Uh-huh. I wanna see you make something of this heap.

KENICKIE         You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

SONNY            Hey!. What are Scorpions doing here? This ain’t their turf.

KENICKIE         Think they wanna rumble?

DANNY            Yeah, well if they do, we’re gonna be ready for ‘em.

COACH CALHOUN    All right, gang, let's go get ‘em!

                 [cheering]

SANDY            Hey, what you doing?

                 Aw, thanks, Frenchy.

FRENCHY          It’s alright. You know something, you were really great out there.

SANDY            No, I really messed up. I was so nervous.

FRENCHY          Oh, no. Your split was devoom.

RIZZO            Hi, Sandy.

SANDY            Oh, hi, Rizz. Hi, girls.

RIZZO            We got a surprise for you.

SANDY            Surprise? What is it?

JAN              You’ll see! Right, Rizz?

FRENCHY          Let me comb your hair down a little bit, here.

SANDY            Where are we going?

FRENCHY          Want a little lipstick?

DANNY            You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city. You know that?

SONNY            Right! A chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in!

KENICKIE         You better believe it, man!

RIZZO            Hey, Zuko, I got a surprise for you.

DANNY            Oh, yeah?

RIZZO            Yeah!

DANNY            Sandy!

SANDY            Danny?

DANNY            What are you-what are you doing here? I, I thought you were going back to Australia.

SANDY            We had a change of plan.

DANNY            I can't... that's cool, baby. I mean you know how it is. Rockin’ and rollin’ and whatnot!

SANDY            Danny?

DANNY            That's my name, don’t wear it out.

SANDY            What's the matter with you?

DANNY            What's the matter with me, baby? What's the matter with you?

SANDY            What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?

DANNY            I do not know. I mean, maybe, uh, maybe there's two of us, right?

                 Why don't you take out a missing-persons ad or try the yellow pages? I don’t know.

SANDY            You're a fake and a phony and I wish I’d never laid eyes on you!

SONNY            Whoa!

DOODY            Whoa!

KENICKIE         I wonder if she carries silver bullets.

DOODY            Yeah!

PUTZIE           Whoa! So, she laid her eyes on you, huh, Zuko?

SONNY            Hey, I bet that's not all she's laid on him.

DOODY            Yeah, right!

KENICKIE         Hey, Zuk, I got a car, remember?

DOODY            Come on, Danny.

KENICKIE         Alright. Who’s got beer money?

PUTZIE           Come on.

DOODY            Well, I swiped my brother’s I.D.

SONNY            I got 250.

DOODY            Come on.

KENICKIE         Alright. Gimme that, gimme this, open that, gimme the gear.

                 Alright. You ride in the front with me.

SANDY            He was so nice to me this summer.

FRENCHY          Listen, Sandy, men are rats. Listen to me. They're, they’re fleas on rats.

                 Worse than that. They're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they are too low for even the dogs to bite.

                 The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.

                 You know what you need?

SANDY            What?

FRENCHY          A night out with the girls. Huh? We're having a sleepover at my house tonight.

                 Wanna come? Good.

                 You'll love it. Come on.

MARTY            Hey, look, it's Jan!

JAN              [with "BUCKY BEAVER"]

                 *Brusha, brusha, brusha*

                 *Get the new Ipana*

                 *With the brand-new flavor*

                 *It's dandy for your teeth*

                 *Brusha, brusha, brusha*

                 *New Ipana toothpaste*

                 *Brusha, brusha, brusha*

                 *Knocks out*

                 *Decay germs fast, fast*

                 *Faster sure alright*

                 *Ip-* [Marty throws cuddly toy] ugh!

MARTY            Turn it off!

RIZZO            Hey!

                 Hey, hand me a ciggy butt.

MARTY            Oh, me too over here.

FRENCHY          Hey, you want one, Sandy?

SANDY            No thanks, I don't smoke.

MARTY            You don’t?

RIZZO            Go Ahead, try it. It won't kill you. Give her a break.

                 [Sandy coughs]

                 Oh, I forgot to tell you. You shouldn't inhale unless you're used to it.

FRENCHY          Hey, Sandy, let me teach you how to French inhale.

                 It’s really cool. Watch.

JAN              God, that is the ugliest lookin’ thing I ever saw.

FRENCHY          Nah, the guys really go for it. And that's how I got my nickname, Frenchy.

RIZZO            Sure it is!

FRENCHY          Ooh!

RIZZO            O.K.  O.K., how about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going? [cheers]

JAN              Italian Swiss colony. Wow, it's imported!

                 Hey, I brought some twinkies. Anybody want one?

MARTY            Twinkies and wine. Oh, that's real class, Jan.

JAN              It says right here, it is a "dessert wine".

RIZZO            Hey, Sandy didn't get any wine.

SANDY            Oh, that's O.K.

RIZZO            Bet you never had a drink before, either?

SANDY            Oh yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

RIZZO            Oh! Ring-a-ding-ding!

JAN              What's wrong? We don't got cooties.

FRENCHY          Hey, Sandy, would you like me to pierce your ears for you?

RIZZO/MARTY/JAN  *dum-da-dum...*

FRENCHY          Oh, shut up!

RIZZO/MARTY/JAN  *dum!*

SANDY            Isn't that awfully dangerous?

FRENCHY          Oh. No, I know what I’m doing. I'm going to be a beautician, you know.

RIZZO            What’s the matter? Are you afraid?

SANDY            No, I’m not!

MARTY            Here Frenchy, you can use my virgin pin.

JAN              Yeah. It’s nice to know it’s good for something!

FRENCHY          Perfect.

SANDY            Oh, Frenchy. I really don’t think it’s a good idea.

FRENCHY          Oh, well, it’s O.K.

SANDY            My father won't like it. I promise you, he doesn't...

FRENCHY          Listen, you won’t feel...

SANDY            Ow!

FRENCHY          Oh! Uh, Sandy, why don’t we go into the bathroom. My mother will kill me if I get blood all over the carpet.

SANDY            What?

FRENCHY          Oh, it only bleeds for a second.

SANDY            Frenchy, I don't feel very well.

RIZZO            Don’t worry about it, Sandy. If she screws up she can always fix your hair so your ears don’t show.

FRENCHY          Sandy, Sandy, beauty is pain.

SANDY            Aah!

FRENCHY          Would you please get me some ice to numb her earlobes?

MARTY            Why don’t you just let the cold water run and stick her ear under the fawcett?

FRENCHY          Oh!

MARTY            Personally, I’m getting rather chilly.

RIZZO            Hey, what's that?

MARTY            From Bobby in Korea.

JAN              Are you going with a Korean?

MARTY            No, dummy, he's a marine.

JAN & RIZZO      A marine! [scream]

MARTY            You wanna see a picture?

RIZZO            God, you're turning into a one-woman U.S.O.!

FRENCHY          Hey, you guys, Sandy's sick.

                 I just did one ear, she saw the blood and blech!

JAN              You ain't getting your hands on my ears.

FRENCHY          Oh, yeah? Well, you'll be sorry. ‘Cos I have been accepted to La Coiffure Beauty School.

JAN              You mean you're dropping out of Rydell?

FRENCHY          Hey, I don’t look at it as dropping out. I look at it as a very strategic career move.

RIZZO            Hey. Why’s he torn in half?

MARTY            His old girlfriend was in the picture.

FRENCHY          Uh, Sandy, here's your toothbrush.

SANDY            Oh, thanks, Frenchy. I'm sorry to be so much trouble.

FRENCHY          [sighs] Oh, it's O.K.

RIZZO            Oh. Miss goody-two-shoes makes me wanna barf.

RIZZO            *Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee*

                 *Lousy with virginity*

                 *Won't go to bed, 'til I'm legally wed*

                 *I can't, I'm Sandra Dee*

                 Watch it! *Hey, I'm Doris Day*

                 *I was not brought up that way*

                 *Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost*

RIZZO/JAN/MARTY  *His heart to Doris Day*

RIZZO            *I don't drink*

JAN & MARTY      No!

RIZZO            *I swear*

JAN & MARTY      Ooh!

RIZZO            *I don't rat my hair*

JAN & MARTY      Ew!

RIZZO            *I get ill from one cigarette* [coughs]

                 *Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers*

                 *Would you pull that crap with Annette?*

                 *As for you Troy Donahue*

                 *I know what you wanna do*

                 *You've got your crust, I'm no object of lust*

RIZZO/JAN/MARTY  *I'm just plain Sandra Dee*

RIZZO            *Elvis, Elvis, let me be*

                 *Keep that pelvis far from me*

                 *Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool*

                 *Hey, Fongul, I'm Sandra Dee*

SANDY            You making fun of me, Rizz?

RIZZO            Some people are so touchy.

PUTZ/DOODY/SONNY *... and then you gotta use the toilet*

                 *and later on, you start to scratch like hell!*

KENICKIE         Will you shut up, you vultures.

DANNY            Hey. I, I changed my mind. Let's get out of here.

SONNY            Hey, what do you mean?

DANNY            What do you mean, what do I mean?

FRENCHY          Shh, shh, shh, shh.

                 Oh! They can’t come in here. My folks will flip.

SONNY            Hey, Putzie. Why don’t you call her?

DANNY            C’mon, let’s get out of here.

PUTZIE           Oh, Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy?

DANNY            Sit down!

KENICKIE         Sit down! Shut up! Sit down!

DANNY            C’mon, let’s go.

RIZZO            You goody-goodies are too much for me.

                 I’m gonna get my kicks while I’m still young enough to get ‘em.

FRENCHY          Oh, God!

                 What’s she gonna do, shimmy down the drainpipe?

SONNY            Hey, look, there's Rizzo.

DOODY            Hey, Rizzo, you’re doing that without a net!

RIZZO            Swell bunch you are, rushing to help a lady.

DOODY            Lady? I don’t see a lady!

KENICKIE         Shut up!

DOODY            Alright...

KENICKIE         Shut up!

RIZZO            What's up, Kenick?

KENICKIE         One guess.

RIZZO            You got a lot to offer a girl.

KENICKIE         Yeah, you know it.

RIZZO            What say, Zuk?

DANNY            You're looking good, Rizz.

RIZZO            Eat your heart out.

DANNY            Well, sloppy seconds ain't my style.

RIZZO            Where are you going, to flog your log?

DANNY            Well, it's better than hangin' around with you dorks.

PUTZIE           Hey, Danny.

DOODY            Hey, Danny.

KENICKIE         Your, uh, chariot, my lady.

SANDY            I don't know what I ever saw in Danny Zuko.

MARTY            Don't sweat it, honey. Have one of mine.

SANDY            There's so many of them!

MARTY            I know!

SANDY            How do you keep up with all of them?

MARTY            I'm a terrific pen-pal: hopelessly devoted to each and every one.

DOODY            Hey!

SONNY            What are you doing?

RIZZO            O.K.! So, what do you guys think this is, a gang bang?

SONNY            You wish!

KENICKIE         Hey! Hit the pavement!

PUTZIE           Hey. You gotta be kiddin'?

KENICKIE         I said now!

DOODY            Alright, alright.

KENICKIE         Move it!

DOODY            Remember us in your will.

PUTZIE           Your will alright.

SONNY            When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something gotta be wrong!

PUTZIE           You said it!

SONNY            C'mon, guys. Let's go for a slice of pizza.

DOODY            Yeah.

SANDY            Can I have some of that?

MARTY            Sure.

SANDY            Thanks.

MARTY            Wait.

SANDY            *Guess mine is not the first heart broken*

                 *My eyes are not the first to cry*

                 *I'm not the first to know there's just no gettin' over you*

                 *You know I'm just a fool who's willing*

                 *To sit around and wait for you*

                 *But baby can't you see there's nothing else for me to do*

                 *I'm hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *But now, there's nowhere to hide*

                 *Since you pushed my love aside*

                 *I'm out of my head, hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *Hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *Hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *My head is saying "fool, forget him"*

                 *My heart is saying "don’t let go"*

                 *"Hold on to the end", that's what I intend to do*

                 *I'm hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *But now, there's nowhere to hide*

                 *Since you pushed my love aside*

                 *I'm out of my head, hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *Hopelessly devoted to you*

                 *Hopelessly devoted to you (Hopelessly devoted to you)*

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                 Help dry up the unsightly pimples and blemishes...

KENICKIE         Ooh.

RIZZO            Ooh.

KENICKIE         Ooh.

RIZZO            Ooh.

KENICKIE         Ooh, ooh, Rizz. Rizz. Rizz.

RIZZO            Could you call me by my first name?

KENICKIE         Uh... uh... Oh, uh...

RIZZO            Betty. Betty.

KENICKIE         Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty.

                 Oh. Oh, Betty.

                 Betty!

                 Betty, ooh.

RIZZO            Thank you.

                 Hey, you got something?

KENICKIE         Are you kidding?

RIZZO            Ooh.

KENICKIE         My 25-cent insurance policy.

RIZZO            Big spender.

                 What?

KENICKIE         It broke.

RIZZO            How could it break?

KENICKIE         I bought it when I was in the seventh grade.

RIZZO            Ohh. Oh.

                 What the hell!

RIZZO            Oh, Betty.

                 Hey, what the hell you think you're doing?

LEO              You’re parked in a no-parking zone, creep.

KENICKIE         The whole place is a no-parking zone, crater-face!

LEO              Oh, yeah?

KENICKIE         Yeah!

                 You're going to pay for that!

LEO              Yeah? Well, I'll give you 75 cents for the whole car, including your chick!

KENICKIE         Nah, we just gotta bang out the dent. That’s all there is to it.

DOODY            The problem isn't in the dent.

KENICKIE         Where?

DOODY            The problem's in this rubber band engine.

KENICKIE         The problem's in your mouth.

PUTZIE           Yeah? Where are you going to get a new carburetor? Huh?

KENICKIE         You ever hear of borrowing?

SONNY            Hey, Kenickie. You got any Scotch tape?

DANNY            Hey, big stuff, what do you drive, huh?

SONNY            I drive.

DANNY            Yeah? How about you?

PUTZIE           Who, me?

DANNY            Yeah.

PUTZIE           Well, what about Doody?

DOODY            Well... I... I... well... I...

DANNY            That's what I thought.

                 Now, come on, guys. Look.

                 Now, this car could be a major piece of machinery. You know that?

                 Now, look at this.

DANNY            *Why, this car could be systematic*

                 *Hydromatic*

                 *Ultramatic* (whoo!)

                 *Why, it could be Greased Lightnin' (Greased Lightnin')*

                 *We'll get some overhead lifters and four-barrel quads*

                 *Oh, yeah*

KENICKIE         *Keep talkin', whoa keep talkin'*

DANNY            *A fuel injection cut-off and chrome-plated rods*

                 *Oh, yeah*

KENICKIE         *We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready*

DANNY            *With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door*

                 *You know that ain't no shit, we'll be gettin' lots of tit*

                 *In Greased Lightnin'*

T-BIRDS          *Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go*

DANNY            *Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile*

T-BIRDS          *Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'*

DANNY            *Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trial*

T-BIRDS          *Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'*

DANNY            *You are supreme, (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream, (ah-ah), for Greased Lightnin'*

T-BIRDS          *Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go*

DANNY            *Purple French tail-lights and thirty-inch fins*

                 *Oh, yeah*

T-BIRDS          *Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh*

DANNY            *A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins*

                 *Oh, yeah*

T-BIRDS          *Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh*

DANNY            *With new pistons, plugs and shocks, I can get off my rocks*

                 *You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon*

                 *Greased Lightnin'*

T-BIRDS          *Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go*

DANNY            *Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile*

T-BIRDS          *Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'*

DANNY            *Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trial*

T-BIRDS          *Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'*

DANNY            *You are supreme, (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream, (ah-ah), for Greased Lightnin'*

T-BIRDS          *Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go*

                 [honk honk]

DANNY            *Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter miles*

T-BIRDS          *Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'*

DANNY            *Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials*

T-BIRDS          *Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'*

DANNY            *You are supreme, (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream, (ah-ah), for Greased Lightnin'*

ALL              *Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin'*

                 *Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin'*

                 *Lightnin'*

DANNY            Come on, guys, let's get to work.

DOODY            Yeah!

PUTZIE           Let’s roll!

SONNY            Let’s go!

[Scorpions yell and jeer]

KENICKIE         Hey, Zuk, man, those Scorpions, they're asking for it.

                 Hey. Hey, Danny, what's up?

                 You still thinking about that chick?

DANNY            What, are you nuts?

KENICKIE         I don't know.

                 I was just thinking, you know.

DANNY            Come on, get in there. Don't think so much.

KENICKIE         Oh, that’s cool. That's cool.

                 [jukebox: "La Bamba" – Richie Valens]

SONNY            Hey, guys!

KENICKIE         Hey!

PUTZIE           Hey, Kenickie, Zuko. Come on, sit over here.

KENICKIE         Come on, huh?

PUTZIE           How’s it hangin', huh?

KENICKIE         How’s it goin’?

PUTZIE           Good.

KENICKIE         O.K., the meeting's in session.

DOODY            You know what I heard?

KENICKIE         What?

DOODY            Last year, the fuzz had Thunder Road staked out, and everybody got hauled to the clink.

KENICKIE         Well? Nobody's going to catch Greased Lightnin’.

DOODY            Yeah?

KENICKIE         Yeah.

DOODY            O.K.

RIZZO            Somebody snaking you, Danny?

DANNY            Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz.

RIZZO            With relish.

DANNY            I don't know about these chicks.

KENICKIE         Yeah! They're only good for one thing!

SONNY            Then, what are you supposed to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?

PUTZIE           Is that all it takes, 15 minutes?

SANDY            Want some new music?

TOM CHISUM       Yeah.

SANDY            I need some money.

                 Thanks.

DOODY            [wolf whistle]

DANNY            I'll be right back.

KENICKIE         O.K.

PATTY SIMCOX     Hi, Danny!

DANNY            I can't talk to you right now.

PATTY SIMCOX     Listen, what are you doing later?

DANNY            I can't talk, alright.

PATTY SIMCOX     Call me!

DANNY            Hi, Sandy.

SANDY            Oh, hi.

DANNY            How are you?

SANDY            Fine, thanks.

                 [jukebox stops]

DANNY            That's good. Hey, Sandy, um, I-I've been wanting to talk to you for a long time now.

SANDY            Mmmm. What about?

DANNY            Well, about that night at the bonfire.

                 [jukebox: "Freddy my Love" – Cindy Bullens]

                 I mean, the w-the way I acted, I was terrible.

                 I mean it really wasn't me. I mean, it wasn’t me. You gotta know that.

                 I, mean, I mean, it-it was me, of course, but it wasn't me. And I...

                 You see, Sandy, I-I got this image, right—I got this sorta...

SANDY            Well, that's why I'm so glad that Tom's such a simple person, you know.

DANNY            Simple's right! Too bad his brains are in his biceps.

SANDY            Jealous, are you?

DANNY            Jealous? Oh, c'mon, Sandy, don't make me laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha...

SANDY            Well, what have you done?

DANNY            Oh. Oh, c'mon, I can run circles around those jerks!

SANDY            I'll believe that when I see it!

DANNY            Oh. Ho. Ho, ho.

COACH CALHOUN    Let's start with the first rule-- cutting down to two packs a day, huh?

                 There we go.

                 Now, uh, what sort of athletics are you interested in, huh?

                 You like the rings?

DANNY            Yeah, I installed a set of rings just a couple of weeks ago!

COACH CALHOUN    Well, the, er, first thing we have to do, er, is, er, you have to change.

DANNY            Well, I know. That's why I'm here, you know, to change.

COACH CALHOUN    No, I mean your clothes.

DANNY            Oh.

COACH CALHOUN      [whistle]

                   Alright, let's knock it off.

                   Fellas, I want to introduce a new man, Danny.

                   Let's give him a tryout, huh?

DANNY              You better watch it.

COACH CALHOUN      Alright, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

                   A little fire, c'mon. Here we go, c'mon.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  C'mon, c'mon.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Hey, Danny.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Hey, hey.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Watch it.

COACH CALHOUN      [whistle]

                   Uh, you have to dribble.

ARNOLD             Here you go, coach.

COACH CALHOUN      Thank you, son.

                   Now, just dribble the ball and put it in the basket.

                   Think you can do that?

DANNY              Can I do that?

COACH CALHOUN      O.K., let's go, a little fire. C'mon, let's go.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Danny, over here. Danny.

COACH CALHOUN      C'mon, let's go.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Come on, Arnold.

COACH CALHOUN      C'mon, c'mon, get up. Get up, back. Hey, that's good. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Get him, Danny.

COACH CALHOUN      Head up, there we are, go, go, get up. Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Ohh!

COACH CALHOUN      [whistle blows]

DANNY              What did I do?

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Is he kidding?

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Boy-oh-boy!

BASKETBALL PLAYER  Jeez!

COACH CALHOUN    I want you to meet your wrestling partner.

                 Danny, Andy.

DANNY            Are you crazy?

COACH CALHOUN    C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

                 Alright, come on, let's start, huh? Let's get in the first position.

                 Danny, you get down. O.K., Andy, get down.

COACH CALHOUN    Ready? O.K.? [whistle blows]

                 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Come on.

                 Danny, you gotta try. You gotta try, try. Come on.

                 Alright, Andy, let's change positions.

                 You get down. Come on.

                 Alright, ready? [whistle blows]

DANNY            Ow!

ANDY             Give?

DANNY            Yeah, I give.

COACH CALHOUN    Good.

ANDY             Ooh!

COACH CALHOUN    He's a hitter!

COACH CALHOUN    Think you’re gonna like baseball.

                 It's not that much of a contact sport.

                 Now, get in there and let’s see what you can do. Alright?

                 Throw the ball. Come on, let’s play.

PITCHER          Hey. Where would you like it, huh?

COACH CALHOUN    C’mon, let’s get it up there.

PITCHER          Right down the park?

CATCHER          Come on, man, let’s pitch this guy outta here.

BASEBALL PLAYER  He can’t bat.

CATCHER          The boy can't even bat! Can’t even hold a ball.

UMPIRE           Strike!

CATCHER          See, I told you. He doesn’t even swing!

                 What kind of ballplayer are you?

                 Come on, put it in here, pitcher.

UMPIRE           Strike!

BASEBALL PLAYER  He swings like a rusty gate!

COACH CALHOUN    C’mon, a little better, a little fire. C’mon, a little fire in that. C’mon, c’mon.

                 Let's see you hit it.

                 Put it in, put it in, put it in!

UMPIRE           Foul ball.

COACH CALHOUN    Easy, easy, easy, easy.

DANNY            Now! C’mon, c’mon!

COACH CALHOUN    Put the bat down. Put the bat down!

                 Phew! Now, there’s a lot of other sports that don't have any contact at all.

DANNY            Oh, yeah? Like what?

COACH CALHOUN    Like, uh, track.

DANNY            What do you mean? Running?

COACH CALHOUN    What, do you just like running?

                 I mean, something that, that needs endurance. Something that needs stamina.

                 Like long-distance running. Cross-country running.

DANNY            That could be cool.

COACH CALHOUN    Good.

SPORTS COACH     Hey! Come on, keep those legs high!

DANNY            Ugh!

SANDY            Danny!

                 Danny, are you all right? Danny, talk to me.

                 The least you can do is talk to me after the way you treated me.

DANNY            The way I treated... I

                 Sandy, I told you I was sorry about that.

SANDY            Ah, got you talking!

DANNY            Oh!

SANDY            You sure you're O.K.?

DANNY            Yes, I’m fine.

                 So, you’re still going out with that jockstrap?

SANDY            Well...

DANNY            Well, is he taking you to the dance?

SANDY            Well, that all depends.

DANNY            On what?

SANDY            On you.

DANNY            On me?

SANDY            Yeah.

DANNY            He can stag it.

                 Come on!

[honk honk]

                 [jukebox: “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” – Jerry Lee Lewis]

DANNY            Sandy, come on, let’s, let's go someplace else. Huh?

SANDY            Why?

DANNY            W... Because we can't be alone here. That’s whys.

SANDY            Danny!

DANNY            O.K.

WAITER           Two burgers and a moo juice comin’ up.

SANDY            You nearly pulled my arm out the socket!

DANNY            Well, I didn't want to miss this table.

                 It’s the best table they got.

SANDY            What are you doing?

DANNY            I just wanna little privacy for us. Alright?

VI               What’ll it be, kids?

SANDY            Oh, uh, a cherry soda, please.

VI               Danny?

DANNY            Oh, I'm not very hungry.

                 Just, uh, gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice-cream. O.K.?

SANDY            Ooh! That sounds good. I'll have the same.

DANNY            The same? You can eat a lot, can’t you?

SANDY            You know, you look funny.

KENICKIE         [belches] How you doin’, Zuk, huh? Nice! Golden combs!

SANDY            Hi, Rizzo, how are you?

RIZZO            Peachy keen, jelly bean.

KENICKIE         Hey, you got a couple of quarters? We can split an Eskimo pie.

RIZZO            My Dutch-treat days are over.

KENICKIE         You plan on stayin’ home a lot!

SONNY            Hey, greetings, pals and gals!

                 Hey, I got 23 cents. Anybody wanna chip in for a Dog-sled Delight?

MARTY            I don't know where all my money goes.

                 A dime here, 15 cents there.

DOODY            Yeah, well another couple of months, Frenchy’ll be able to take us all out. Huh?

                 A working girl with income.

MARTY            Hey, that’s right.

FRENCHY          Well. You know, they don't pay you very much to start off with.

DOODY            Yeah? Well, that's still more than we make. So, uh, ante up because I don’t get my allowance until Friday.

KENICKIE         What, you get an allowance?

DOODY            When I'm a good boy, I do.

SONNY            Hey, Viola, a Dog-sled Delight with 4 spoons.

KENICKIE         And a Eskimo pie with a knife.

JAN              Hiya, gang!

SONNY            Hi, Jan.

DOODY            Hi, Putz.

FRENCHY          Hi, Jan.

VI               Here y’are. Grab it and growl.

RIZZO            I got so many hickeys, people’ll think I'm a leper.

KENICKIE         Hey, cheer up. Uh, a hickey from Kenickie’s like a Hallmark card—

                 When you care enough to send the very best.

                 [chomps burger]

RIZZO            You’re a pig!

KENICKIE         Uh. I love it when you talk dirty!

SANDY            My parents want to invite you round for tea on Sunday. Do you wanna come?

DANNY            I don't like tea.

SANDY            You don't have to drink tea!

DANNY            Well, I don't like parents.

PUTZIE           Want some?

JAN              Uh... mm-hm.

PUTZIE           You sure are a cheap date. Oh, I-I didn't mean it the way it came out.

JAN              I understand.

PUTZIE           I always thought you were a very understanding person.

JAN              I am.

PUTZIE           And, I also think that there’s more to you than just fat.

JAN              Thanks.

PUTZIE           You’re welcome. You got a date for the dance-off?

JAN              No.

PUTZIE           Wanna go?

JAN              Yeah!

MARTY            Oh no, I’m gonna be a senior forever. I have to go study for that dumb algebra test tomorrow.

SONNY            Hey, you’re in luck, luscious. You’ve got an armed escort home.

MARTY            It's not the arms I'm worried about, Sonny. It's the hands!

SONNY            She loves me!

DOODY            Hey, you comin’, French?

FRENCHY          Oh, I don’t think s- I think I’d like to hang out a little bit longer.

DOODY            Alright.

JAN              Oh, I have been dieting all day long.

                 My mom’s apple pie is better than this stuff. You wanna piece?

PUTZIE           Yeah, sure.

SONNY            Hey, Putzie.

PUTZIE           Yeah?

SONNY            15 minutes!

SANDY            You know, Danny, I’m kinda worried about this dance-off.

                 Maybe they dance differently than we do back home.

RIZZO            Don't worry about it. Maybe we'll invent the kangaroo bop.

KENICKIE         [sarcastically] Heh, heh, heh!

DANNY            C’mon, let's get out of here, Sandy.

KENICKIE         Hey, Zuk, see you later, O.K.

SANDY            Bye, Frenchy.

FRENCHY          See you, Sandy.

KENICKIE         Oh, great! I get stuck with the check again.

                 Give me money. O.K., what is it, huh? What’s with you tonight?

                 You’ve got the personality of a wet mop.

RIZZO            Don't start with me!

KENICKIE         Oh, sure, fine, O.K., Eureka. How about I finish with you, huh?

RIZZO            Finish this! To you from me, Pinky Lee.

                 Sorry, French.

KENICKIE         Rizzo! Hey, Rizzo! C’mon, I’m talking to you! Now!

VI               No use crying over spilled milkshake.

FRENCHY          Oh, I’ll be O.K.

VI               You know it's near closing time, don’t you?

FRENCHY          Do you mind if I stay around a little longer, Vi?

VI               No, suit yourself.

                 Wow!

FRENCHY          What?

VI               Well, I hate to tell you this, but your hair looks like an Easter egg.

FRENCHY          Oh, yeah. Well, I-I had a little trouble in tinting class.

                 In fact, I had a little trouble in all my classes.

                 Beauty school sure wasn't what I thought it was gonna be.

VI               Oh, nothing ever is.

FRENCHY          Vi... uh, I dropped out. What do you think of waitressing?

VI               You're too young to know.

FRENCHY          Hmmm. Hey, maybe I could be a telephone operator.

VI               Oh!

FRENCHY          Nah, I don’t think I would like to wear those little things over my ears.

                 God! I-if only I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do.

                 You know, like Debbie Reynolds had in Tammy. What do you think?

VI               If you find him, give him my phone number.

TEEN ANGEL       *Your story's sad to tell*

                 *A teenage ne’er-do-well*

                 *Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block*

                 *Your future’s so unclear now*

                 *What’s left of your career now?*

                 *Can’t even get a trade-in on your smock*

                 (la, la, la, la)

                 (la)

                 (la, la, la)

                 (la, la, la)

                 (la, la, la)

                 (la, la, la, la, la, la)

                 (la, la, la, la, la, la)

                 (la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

                 *Beauty school dropout*

                 *No graduation day for you*

                 *Beauty school dropout*

                 *Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo*

                 *Well, at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up*

                 *After spendin’ all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up*

                 *Baby, get movin’ (Better get movin’)*

                 *Why keep your feeble hopes alive?*

                 *What are you provin’? (What are you provin’?)*

                 *You’ve got the dream but not the drive*

                 *If you go for your diploma you could join a steno pool (laa ...)*

                 *Turn in your teasin’ comb and go back to high school (la, la, la, la, la)*

                 (la, la, la, la)

                 (la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

                 *Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)*

                 *Hangin’ around the corner store*

                 *Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)*

                 *It’s about time you knew the score*

                 *Well, they couldn’t teach you anything, you think you’re such a looker (ooh ...)*

                 *But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker (ooh ...)*

                 *Baby, don’t sweat it (Don’t sweat it)*

                 *You’re not cut out to hold a job (ooh, ooh, ooh)*

                 *Better forget it (Forget it)*

                 *Who wants their hair done by a slob? (ooh, ooh, ooh)*

                 *Now, your bangs are curled your lashes twirled but still the world is cruel (ooh ...)*

                 *Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school (ooh ...)*

                 *Baby, don’t blow it*

                 *Don’t put my good advice to shame*

                 *Baby, you know it*

                 *Even dear Abby’d say the same*

                 *Now, I’ve called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly (aah ...)*

                 *Gotta be goin’ to that malt shop in the sky*

                 *Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)*

                 *Go back to high school*

                 *Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)*

                 *Go back to high school*

                 *Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)*

                 *Go back to high school (aah ...)*

DOODY            Just lower your head, Kenickie.

KENICKIE         What are you doing?

SONNY            Work with me. C'mon, Kenickie, give him a break, huh?

KENICKIE         I'll give him a break, alright.

DOODY            No. We'll work on the brakes later.

                 Move over, slick.

SONNY            Hey, fruitcake, ya got it on backwards.

DOODY            Uh-huh.

PUTZIE           What kind of car did you swipe this from anyway?

DOODY & SONNY    Your mother's.

[car horns]

T.V. CREW        Charlie, go get the other cable, huh.

T.V. CREW        There's a wrap set up at the service door for that camera.

                 [car horns]

MARTY            Rizz.

RIZZO            [gasps]

GIRL             Do you believe it? We're gonna be on nationwide television!

DANNY            Hey, um, you still gonna go to the dance?

KENICKIE         Man, I’m gonna have the hottest date there.

MARTY            Biggest thing that ever happened to Rydell High, and we don't have dates.

RIZZO            What about Rudy from the Capri Lounge?

MARTY            Get serious!

RIZZO            Just a suggestion.

MARTY            Well, I already called him.

RIZZO            Relax. I think our luck is changing.

MARTY            Do you know what you're doing?

RIZZO            What we're doing. Come on.

[radio: "Rock 'N' Roll Party Queen" – Louis St. Louis]

SONNY            Hey, Marty, you're looking good.

MARTY            [to Leo]

                 Uh, would you just excuse me one second?

SONNY            You're feeling good, too, huh?

MARTY            Sonny, there he is! Look, that's Vince Fontaine!

SONNY            Yeah? I've seen better heads on a mug of beer.

MARTY            Would you grow up? He's the living end.

SONNY            Yeah, if you like older guys.

SANDY            Danny, this is so exciting.

DANNY            Yeah, well you see, what you gotta do is, you make friends with the cameraman.

SANDY            You know the cameraman?

DANNY            Yeah, his name is Ted.

FRENCHY          Doody, how do I look?

DOODY            Like a beautiful blonde pineapple.

JOHNNY CASINO    That's good. That's good.

MR. RUDIE        You're late, fellas. Where you been, huh?

PUTZIE           Boy, the gym never looked so good.

JAN              Yeah! Did you bring the provisions?

MR. RUDIE        Alright, kids, I want a big circle here. A big circle.

                 C'mon, boys and girls, we are going on the air very shortly [cheering], but first let's have some warm-up numbers with Johnny Casino and the Gamblers.

                 [Johnny Casino & the Gamblers: "Rock 'N' Roll is Here to Stay"]

MR. RUDIE        What are their names?

DOODY            Fred and Ginger.

MR. RUDIE        Fred and Ginger.

FRENCHY          Doody! Go tell him the truth.

                 [Johnny Casino & the Gamblers: "Those Magic Changes"]

SANDY            I hope I don't get camera fright.

DANNY            Oh, don't worry about it.

                 We're gonna be cool, alright?

SANDY            Yeah.

DANNY            Don't worry?

SANDY            Mm.

DANNY            Good. Come on, let's go.

PUTZIE           Why don’t you let me lead for a change?

JAN              I can't help it, I'm used to leadin'.

PUTZIE           O.K.

FRENCHY          Doody, can't you turn me around or something?

DOODY            Don't talk, French. I'm trying to count.

DANNY            *... a melody, that's never the same... a melody, that's calling your name*

SANDY            Did you ever think about singing professionally?

DANNY            *please come back to me, please...*

KENICKIE         Hey, Zuko, Zuk, Zuk, I want you to meet Cha Cha Di Gregorio.

CHA CHA          How ya doin', Zuko, baby?

DANNY            Alright.

DOODY            Who is she?

CHA CHA          They call me Cha Cha, 'cos I'm the best dancer at St. Bernadette's.

FRENCHY          With the worst reputation.

DANNY            Let's go, Sandy.

SANDY            Who's that girl?

DANNY            Uh, she's just a girl, a girl I know, that's all.

VINCE FONTAINE   Hi. I'm Vince Fontaine.

                 Hey, do your folks know I come into your room every night? Over KZAZ, that is.

                 I'm judging the dance contest.

MARTY            I don't think I'm entered.

VINCE FONTAINE   A knockout like you?

                 What's your name?

MARTY            Marty.

VINCE FONTAINE   Marty what?

MARTY            Maraschino, you know, like in cherry.

MR. LYNCH        What are you doing?

SONNY            Washing my hands.

                 [Johnny Casino & the Gamblers: "Tears on my Pillow"]

SANDY            How do you know her?

DANNY            Uh, she's just an old friend of the family's. That's all.

DOODY            Aren't you glad to be back?

FRENCHY          Oh, yeah. Besides, blondes do have more fun!

DOODY            Ah!

FRENCHY          Ha ha!

BLANCHE          When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave.

SONNY            Thinks she's Tinkerbell.

BLANCHE          Hush, Sonny.

BLANCHE          Shh shh shh! [cheering] Shh!

                 The Rydell fight song! [music] [cheering]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  When you are finished,...

VOICE IN CROWD   We're finished!

PRINCIPAL McGEE  you will be happy to know that I am not judging the dance contest. [cheering]

                 I think we all owe a round of applause to Patty Simcox and Eugene Felsnick and committee for their beautiful decorations.

SONNY            Let's hear it for the toilet paper! [cheering]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  In a few moments, the entire nation will be watching Rydell High. God help us.

                 And I want you all to be on your best behavior.

SONNY            No heinie biting! [laughter]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  And now, here he is, the Prince of the Platters, Mr. Vince Fontaine. [music]

                 Mr. Vince Fontaine. [music]

VINCE FONTAINE   Hi, kids! Hey, it's great being here at Rydell High. What's your name, sweetheart? [laughter]

                 Ooh! Hiya, honey.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  And now for the rules.

VOICE IN CROWD   Up the rules!

COACH CALHOUN    Game rule one, all couples must be boy-girl.

PUTZIE           Aw, too bad, Eugene! [laughter]

COACH CALHOUN    All right, all right, all right, come on.

                 Game rule two, during the dance contest, if you're tapped on the shoulder, you must leave the floor immediately, or else.

                 I mean it.

PRINCIPAL McGEE  And rule three, anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified. [boos]

RIZZO            That leaves us out! [laughter & cheering]

COACH CALHOUN    Can we keep it clean, please? Let's keep it clean.

MR. RUDIE        20 seconds.

COACH CALHOUN    Oh! 20 seconds.

VINCE FONTAINE   Thank you, fans and friends and odds and ends.

                 And now, for you gals and guys, a few words to the wise.

                 You Jims and Sals are my best pals.

                 And to look your best for the big contest, just be yourselves and have a ball.

                 That's what it's all about, after all.

                 So, forget about the camera and think about the beat.

                 We'll give the folks at home a real big treat.

                 Don’t worry about where the camera is, just keep on dancin', that's your biz.

                 Hey, if I tap your shoulder, move to the side. Let the others finish the ride!

MR. RUDIE        10 seconds,

ALL              9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

MR. RUDIE        On the air!

VINCE FONTAINE   Hello. Welcome to National Bandstand, coming to you live from Rydell High School.

                 This is the event you've all been waiting for, the National Dance-Off.

                 And away we go with Johnny Casino and the Gamblers.

                 [Johnny Casino & the Gamblers: "Hound Dog"]

DOODY            Look, there's the cameras!

VI               [in Frosty Palace] Oh! That's Putzie and Jan.

WAITRESS         Yeah!

MRS. MURDOCK     Get back! Get back!

MR. RUDIE        Don't wave at the cameras!

WAITRESS         Oh, there's, there's Danny and Sandy. Oh, yeah!

VINCE FONTAINE   Now to the event you've all been waiting for, the National Dance-Off. [cheering]

                 Some lucky guy and gal is gonna go bopping home with some fantabulous prizes.

                 But, don’t feel bad if I bump yous out, 'cos it doesn't matter if you win or lose.

                 It's what you do with your dancing shoes.

                 Hey, does everybody here know Marty?

VOICE IN CROWD   Marty! I know her!

VOICE IN CROWD   Yeah, Marty!

VINCE FONTAINE   O.K., cats, throw your mittens around your kittens, and away we go!

PATTY SIMCOX     That wasn't supposed to happen!

JOHNNY CASINO    Let's go! Let's hand jive!

                 [Johnny Casino & the Gamblers: "Born to Hand Jive"]

KENICKIE         [to Vince Fontaine]

                 See the guy over there with the chick in the red?

                 Throw 'em out.

DANNY            [to Vince Fontaine]

                 Hey, watch it, man! Get outta here!

JOHNNY CASINO    Yes, move on, everybody!

                 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

                 Shake it, shake it, shake it!

                 Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy!

                 That a girl!

                 *oh, yeah, yeah, yeah*

                 Everybody...

                 *born to hand jive, baby... born to hand jive, baby*

                 Yeah, here we go.

                 Hey, break it up. Break it up.

                 What is that? Break it up.

                 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

                 Come on, now. Shake it.

                 Yeah! Twist it!

                 Alright, get it.

                 *how low can you go? how low can you go? how low can you go? how low can you go?*

BLANCHE          Stop that, no, not here!

                 Aaargh!

JOHNNY CASINO    There you go! Come on now, hand jive! Hand jive!

DOODY            (Go, Zuko! Go, go!)

JOHNNY CASINO    Whoo! That's the stuff!

                 Do it, baby! Do it! Whoo!

                 That's the hand jive grand jive!

                 Yeah, now let's bring it up now!

                 Bring it on up! Higher! Higher! Higher! And higher!

                 *now can you hand jive, baby? oh, can you Hand jive, baby?*

                 *oh, yeah... oh, yeah... oh, yeah, yeah... born to hand jive, oh, yeah*

VINCE FONTAINE   Oh, yeah!

ALL              Yeah!

VINCE FONTAINE   Now, let's meet them. Here they are, the new champs!

                 Come on. Come on up here.

                 What are your names, sweetie?

CHA CHA          Cha Cha Di Gregorio and Danny Zuko!

VINCE FONTAINE   Cha Cha and Danny, congratulations!

DOODY            Come on, we're gonna do it now.

SONNY            Where's Marty?

DOODY            Don't worry, she's in good hands.

PUTZIE           Whose? [Doody gives Putzie a dirty look]

                 Well, I didn't know!

VINCE FONTAINE   Now let's see our champs in a spotlight dance.

                 [Johnny Casino & the Gamblers: "Blue Moon"]

                 [cheering]

DOODY            Ready? 1, 2, 3, go!

JOHNNY CASINO    *Blue Moon*

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Did you see-- [laughter]

VI               Ooh! Wonder who that is on the right!

PRINCIPAL McGEE  We have pictures of you so-called mooners.

                 And, just because the pictures aren't of your faces, doesn't mean we can't identify you.

                 At this very moment, those pictures are on the way to Washington, where the FBI has experts in this type of identification.

                 If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a federal charge.

[movie]          [screams]

                 Never before has the screen...

DOODY            Come on, boys, watch your heads.

PUTZIE           Hey!

SONNY            Putzie, move out! I feel like a meatball in here.

DOODY            Whew!

KENICKIE         O.K., let's go find the chicks.

PUTZIE           Yeah!

FRENCHY          Marty, Marty!

[movie]          There's music and mirth all over the map as the boys...

JAN              Hold my money. Don't let me go near the refreshment stand.

FRENCHY          Alright. I’m not hungry...

JAN              I’m not hungry.

DOODY            Hey!

PUTZIE           Hi!

JAN              I’m not hungry.

DOODY            Hey, what happened? How you doin’?

MARTY            There's nobody here.

DANNY            Oh, come on, Sandy, I told you on the phone that I was sorry.

SANDY            I know that you did.

DANNY            Well, you do believe me, don’t you?

SANDY            Well, yes, but I still think that you and Cha Cha went together.

DANNY            We did not go together, Sandy. We just went together, that’s all.

SANDY            It's the same thing!

DANNY            No. No. No.

[movie]          And watch them flip on the Las Vegas strip when the boys go crazy at the craps table.

                 We got to warn you, the last plane to California...

SANDY            Huh! Ow!

DANNY            Oh! Oh, S-, oh, Sandy, I'm sorry! I—

                 Sandy, um... would you wear my ring?

SANDY            Oh, Danny, I don't know what to say.

DANNY            Say yes.

SANDY            Yes! Oh!

DANNY            Oh!

SANDY            Oh, Danny, this, this means so much to me 'cos I know now that you respect me.

MARTY            Hey, Rizz.

GIRL             Watch it!

MARTY            What is with you, tonight?

RIZZO            I feel like a defective typewriter.

MARTY            Huh?

RIZZO            I skipped a period.

MARTY            You think you're p.g.?

RIZZO            I don’t know, big deal.

MARTY            Well, was it Kenickie?

RIZZO            Nah. You don't know the guy.

MARTY            Oh, hey, Rizz, look, look, Rizz. It's O.K.

                 I caught Vince Fontaine trying to put aspirin in my Coke at the dance.

RIZZO            Hey, Marty, you ain't gonna tell nobody about this, right?

MARTY            Oh, sure, Rizz. Look, I'll take it to the grave, O.K.

                 Coming through. Coming through. C’mon, lady with a baby.

SONNY            Hey, Marty, what's up?

MARTY            [whispered] Rizz is pregnant.

SONNY            Hey, Rizzo got a bun in the oven.

                   [whispers]

GUY IN CAR       Hey, Rizzo's knocked-up.

KENICKIE         Rizzo, I hear you're knocked-up.

RIZZO            You do, huh?

KENICKIE         Yeah.

RIZZO            Boy, good news really travels fast.

KENICKIE         Why didn't you tell me about it?

RIZZO            What's it to you?

KENICKIE         I thought I might be able to do something.

RIZZO            You did enough!

KENICKIE         I don't run away from my mistakes.

RIZZO            Hey, don't worry about it, Kenickie. It was somebody else's mistake.

KENICKIE         Thanks a lot, kid.

RIZZO            Anytime.

[movie]          Would she touch the body of this masquerading alien?

DANNY            Ah-choo!

SANDY            I hope you're not getting a cold.

DANNY            Oh, no, no. It's just probably a little drive-in dust, that’s all.

[movie]          Was it true? Could space monsters mate with Earth women? See the startling answer in the shocker of them all.

SANDY            Danny!

DANNY            Sandy! Oh, Sandy.

SANDY            What are you doing? Get off!

DANNY            Oh, Sandy. Don't worry about it. Nobody's watching.

SANDY            Danny, get off me!

DANNY            Sandy, what's the matter with you? I-I thought I meant something to you.

SANDY            Meant something to you? You think I’m going to stay here with you in this, this sin wagon?

                 You can take this piece of tin!

DANNY            Sandy, you just can't walk out on a drive-in!

DANNY            *Stranded at the drive-in*

                 *Branded a fool*

                 *What will they say Monday at school?*

                 *Sandy, can’t you see I’m in misery*

                 *We made a start, now we’re apart*

                 *There’s nothing left for me*

                 *Love has flown, all alone*

                 *I sit and wonder why-yi-yi*

                 *Oh, why, you left me, oh, Sandy*

                 *Oh, Sandy, baby, someday when high-yi school is done*

                 *Somehow, someway, our two worlds will be one*

                 *In heaven, forever and ever we will be*

                 *Oh, please say you’ll stay, oh, Sandy*

                 Sandy, my darling, you hurt me real bad

                 You know it’s true, but baby,

                 You gotta believe me when I say, I’m helpless without you

                 *Love has flown, all alone*

                 *I sit, I wonder why-yi-yi*

                 *Oh, why, you left me, oh, Sandy*

                 *Sandy*

                 *Sandy*

                 *Why-yi-yi-yi*

                 *Oh, Sandy*

DANNY            Head it out. Come on, guys.

DOODY            Alright. Move out, move out, move out.

PUTZIE           [plays bugle fanfare]

MRS. MURDOCK     Oh! Well, the crate shaped up. And, it's as hot as the parts on it.

SONNY            Hey, we didn’t steal all of it. Some of it was donated.

KENICKIE         Hey, this baby’s gonna knock ‘em on their ears at Thunder Road!.

DOODY            Yeah, right! You could still change your mind.

MRS. MURDOCK     The flag goes down in three hours.

KENICKIE         And Greased Lightnin’ strikes!

PUTZIE           Hey, Miss Murdock, you comin’?

MRS. MURDOCK     I don’t expect my boys to let me down, and I won’t let them down.

DOODY            Alright!

SONNY            Way to go, Murdock!

DANNY            I wanna talk to you.

KENICKIE         What’s wrong?

DANNY            Look, um, those guys at Thunder Road, they don't fool around. You know that, right?

KENICKIE         What, y-you want me to plunk out?

DANNY            No, I'm not saying plunking out. But, I’m-

                 I'm just-- You know what I mean. I--

KENICKIE         Hey, hey, Danny, uh... we've been friends a long time, r-right?

DANNY            Yeah.

KENICKIE         Well, you remember the, the drive-in the other night, we went, and, and the movie, and there was like the duel,

                 and the guy’s best friend went with him, and, and, and, like, uh, was his, like, his lieutenant, like a second, you know?

DANNY            Yeah. So?

KENICKIE         Well, uh... I thought that you could maybe be my second at Thunder Road.

DANNY            What do you mean? You want, you want me to drive with you, or, or what?

KENICKIE         No, I...

DANNY            Oh, hey!

KENICKIE         Hey! [Danny and Kenickie embrace]

                 Uh, well, listen, I’ll pick you up at 3, huh?.

DANNY            Yeah, right.

KENICKIE         Yeah.

                 Hey, open up the door. What are you standing around for?

                 There’s a spot over there. Get the can off the front of the car, you putz!

SANDY            Oh, hello, Rizz. Are you going to Thunder Road?

RIZZO            Not a chance.

SANDY            I've got to go. I have to talk to Danny.

RIZZO            Unless you’ve got wheels and a motor, he won't know you're alive.

SANDY            Listen, Rizzo, I know that we haven't been the best of friends, but if there’s anything I can do...

RIZZO            Oh, I can take care of myself, and anybody else who comes along.

                 You think I don’t know what people are saying about me?

                 Hey. Thanks.

PATTY SIMCOX     That's the one I was telling you about.

 

RIZZO            *There are worse things I could do*

                 *Than go with a boy or two*

                 *Even though the neighborhood*

                 *Thinks I’m trashy and no good*

                 *I suppose it could be true*

                 *But, there are worse things I could do*

                 *I could flirt with all the guys*

                 *Smile at them and bat my eyes*

                 *Press against them when we dance*

                 *Make them think they stand a chance*

                 *Then refuse to see it through*

                 *That’s a thing I’d never do*

                 *I could stay home every night*

                 *Wait around for Mr. Right*

                 *Take cold showers every day*

                 *And throw my life away*

                 *On a dream that won’t come true*

                 *I could hurt someone like me*

                 *Out of spite or jealousy*

                 *I don’t steal and I don’t lie*

                 *But, I can feel and I can cry*

                 *A fact I’ll bet you never knew*

                 *But, to cry in front of you*

                 *That’s the worst thing I could do*

LEO              So, you guys think you got a winner there, huh?

KENICKIE         That's right.

LEO              Yeah, well, it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road.

KENICKIE         Oh, yeah?

LEO              You guys ain’t thinkin’ about changing your mind, are you?

KENICKIE         No way!

LEO              Good, 'cos we're racing for pinks.

DANNY            Pinks?

LEO              Pinks, you punk! Pink slips! Ownership papers!

DANNY            Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

KENICKIE         Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

LEO              Ohhhh....

KENICKIE         Now, don’t you worry about it. I'll take care of it, alright?

LEO              Ha ha ha! Hey, get the dude, man! Ha ha ha ha ha!

JAN              What did she give him?

MARTY            A lock of hair - from her chest!

JAN              Poor Kenickie.

                 See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!

MARTY            Gimme that!

MRS. MURDOCK     If it were in any better condition, it would fly.

KENICKIE         Yeah? Well, she’s gonna.

MARTY            Here, Kenickie. I brought you a little something for good luck.

KENICKIE         Gee, thanks.

MARTY            Oops!

KENICKIE         Don’t worry about it.

MARTY            I’m sorry.

KENICKIE         Don’t worry.

MARTY            I’m sorry.

KENICKIE         I’ll get it.

MARTY            Oh!

DOODY            You putz!

MARTY            Oh!

DANNY            Kenickie?

MARTY            Oh, here, put this under his head.

SONNY            Zuko, he's out cold.

DOODY            What are we gonna do?

DANNY            Kenickie, hey, talk to me, buddy, huh.

KENICKIE         What?

DANNY            You O.K.?

KENICKIE         Yeah. Yeah, I’m O.K. I'm fine. Oh, God.

MRS. MURDOCK     You can't drive.

KENICKIE         Hey, no, really, I’m, I'm all right. I, I’m, I'm just seeing two of you, man!

DANNY            Hey, hey, you want me to drive for you? Huh?

KENICKIE         Yeah. Yeah.

DANNY            Alright. C’mon, let’s help him up.

SONNY            Hey, Marty, gimme a hand.

PUTZIE           I’m sorry.

KENICKIE         It’s O.K., Putz.

LEO              Hey.

                 The rules are there ain't no rules. It’s to the second bridge and back. And the one who makes it here first wins.

MRS. MURDOCK     Haul ass, kid.

LEO              You ain't gonna see me for dust, Zuko.

                 [music: “Greased Lightnin’” instrumental]

KENICKIE         Go, Danny!

FRENCHY          Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

CHA CHA          Come on, baby!

LEO              Yeah!

SCORPIONS        Freaks!

FRENCHY          Your mother!

KENICKIE         Whoo!

                 [cheering]

DOODY            Whoo!

PUTZIE           Alright!

SONNY            Hey, Danny, you were great!

DOODY & SONNY    *for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow*

                 *which nobody can deny*

SANDY           (*Look at me, there has to be*)

                (*Something more than what they see*)

                (*Wholesome and pure, oh, so scared and unsure*)

                (*A poor man's Sandra Dee*)

FRENCHY          Sandy! Danny won! Isn't that great?

SANDY            Yeah.

FRENCHY          What's the matter? Aren't you happy?

SANDY            No, not really, Frenchy, but I think I know a way I could be. Could you help me?

FRENCHY          Of course.

SANDY            Can I come over to your place?

FRENCHY          Sure. Come on.

SANDY           (*Sandy, you must start anew*)

                (*Don't you know what you must do?*)

                (*Hold your head high, take a deep breath and sigh ...*)

FRENCHY          Come on, Sandy!

SANDY           (*Goodbye to Sandra Dee*)

[chimes]

PRINCIPAL McGEE  Attention, seniors.

                 Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell High have prepared you for the challenges you face.

                 Who knows, among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt, or a Rosemary Clooney.

                 And among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or even a Vice President Nixon.

                 But always you will have the glorious memories of Rydell High.

                 Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

                 [chimes]

                 Oh, Blanche, stop blubbering.

[music: “As I go Traveling Down Life’s Highway...” instrumental]

                 [cheering]

BLANCHE          How many?

MARTY            One.

                 [ding]

DOODY            I don't believe it. I don’t believe it. How can we flunk phys. ed.?

PUTZIE           Did I take phys. ed.?

MRS. MURDOCK     Step right up here. It's for a wonderful cause-- the teachers' retirement fund.

                 Give ‘em a pie in the puss.

DOODY            Coach Calhoun, how could you have flunked the T-birds?

COACH CALHOUN    Don’t worry, you'll get your diplomas. All you have to do is come back to summer school.

PUTZIE           Summer school!

                 Look up! [throws pie]

COACH CALHOUN    Now, see, if you'd have come to class, you wouldn't have missed it.

DOODY            Wise guy, huh?

PUTZIE           Yeah!

DOODY            Take that! [throws pie]

COACH CALHOUN    Why, you couldn't even pitch one inning.

                 [Eugene hits Coach Calhoun with pie]

                 What's your name? I want you.

EUGENE           It's Eugene.

COACH CALHOUN    You're a great pitcher.

EUGENE           Aw, thank you.

                 [Doody pushes pie into Eugene's face]

KENICKIE         Rizzo! Hey, Rizzo! Get off of that thing in your condition!

RIZZO            Forget it, it was a false alarm.

KENICKIE         What?

RIZZO            I'm not pregnant!

KENICKIE         Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

                 I'll make an honest woman of you.

RIZZO            Listen, fella, if this is a line, I ain't biting.

KENICKIE         That's a bona fide offer.

RIZZO            Well, it ain't moonlight and roses, but...

SONNY            Hey, there's Zuko!

DOODY            You got to be kidding man!

PUTZIE           Well, well, well!

SONNY            Hey, Danny!

DOODY            Hey, hey, what is this, Halloween?

PUTZIE           Where did you swipe this letterman's sweater, huh?

DANNY            While you tools were out stealing hubcaps, I lettered in track. How do you like that?

DOODY            I can't believe it. Danny Zuko turned jock?

DANNY            That's right. I did.

SONNY            What are you doing, deserting us?

DANNY            Well, you guys can't follow a leader all your lives, can you?

                 Oh, c’mon, guys, you know you mean a lot to me, it’s just that Sandy does, too.

                 And I-I'm gonna do anything I can to get her, that's all.

                 [wolf whistles]

DANNY            Sandy!

SANDY            Tell me about it, stud!

DANNY            *I got chills they’re multiplyin’*

                 *And I’m losin’ control*

                 *’Cos the power you’re supplyin’*

                 *It’s electrifyin’ (it’s electrifyin’, electrifyin’... it’s electrifyin’)*

SANDY            *You better shape up, ‘cos I need a man*

                 *And my heart is set on you (and my heart is set on you)*

                 *You better shape up, you better understand*

                 *To my heart I must be true*

DANNY            *Nothin’ left, nothin’ left for me to do*

DANNY & SANDY    *You’re the one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh*

                 *The one I need (all I need) oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)*

SANDY            *If you’re filled with affection*

                 *You’re too shy to convey*

                 *Meditate in my direction*

                 *Feel you’re way*

DANNY            Wooow!

DANNY            *I better shape up, ‘cos you need a man*

SANDY            *I need a man*

                 *Who can keep me satisfied (who can keep me satisfied)*

DANNY            *I better shape up, if I’m gonna prove*

SANDY            *You better prove*

                 *That my faith is justified*

DANNY            *Are you sure? ‘Cos...*

SANDY            *Yes...*

DANNY & SANDY    *I’m sure down deep inside*

                 *You’re the one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh*

                 *The one I need (all I need) oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)*

                 *You’re the one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh*

                 *The one I need (all I need) oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)*

                 *You’re the one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh*

                 *The one I need (all I need) oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)*

                 *You’re the one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*

                 *The one that I want (you are the one I want) ooh, ooh, ooh*

                 *The one I need (all I need) oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)*

                 *(You’re the one that I want)*

                 [ding]

FRENCHY          Hey, everybody! Rizzo and Kenickie made up!

DOODY            Alright!

FRENCHY          Oh, look! Oh, the gang's together!

MARTY            But, what are we gonna do after graduation?

JAN              Yeah. Maybe we'll never see each other again.

DANNY            Nah, that'll never happen.

SONNY            How do you know?

DANNY            What do you mean, how do I know?

                 [ding]

DANNY            a womp bom a looma...

DANNY, SANDY, PUTZIE, JAN, DOODY, FRENCHY, SONNY & MARTY

                 a womp bam boom!

DANNY & SANDY       *We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding de dong*

                    *Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippidy boom de boom*

+ RIZZO & KENICKIE  *Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop that’s the way it should be*

                    *Wa-ooh, yeah!*

+ PUTZIE & JAN      *We’re one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do wop de dooby doo*

+ SONNY & MARTY     *Our names are signed a boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo-bop*

+ DOODY & FRENCHY   *Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop we’ll always be like one*

                    *Wa-wa-wa-one!*

ALL (DOODY)         *When we go out at night (ah, ha)*

                    *And stars are shining bright (ah, ha)*

                    *Up in the skies above*

                    *Or at the high school dance*

                    *Where you can find romance*

                    *Maybe it might be lo-, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, -ove*

                    *Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding de dong*

                    *Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom*

                    *Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop*

                    *Dip da dip da dip do wop de dooby doo*

                    *Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo-bop*

                    *Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do*

                    *Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding de dong*

                    *Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom*

                    *Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop*

                    *Dip da dip da dip do wop de dooby doo*

                    *Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo-bop*

                    *Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do*

                    *A womp bom a looma a womp bam boom*

                    *We’re for each other like a womp bom a looma a womp bam boom*

                    *Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do*

                    *Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop we’ll always be together*

                    *Wa-ooh, yeah!*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)*

                    *We’ll always be together (Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop)...*

[“GREASE (Reprise)” – Frankie Valli]

*I saw my problems and I see the light*

*We got a loving thing, we gotta feed it right*

*There ain’t no danger we can go too far*

*We start believing now that we can be who we are*

*Grease is the word*

*They think our love is just a growing pain*

*Why don’t they understand, it’s just a crying shame*

*Their lips are lying only real is real*

*We start to find right now we got to be what we feel*

*Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)*

*It’s got groove, it’s got meaning*

*Grease is the time is the place is the motion*

*Grease is the way we are feeling*

*We take the pressure and we throw away*

*Conventionality belongs to yesterday*

*There is a chance that we can make it so far*

*We start believing now that we can be who we are*

*Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)*

*It’s got groove, it’s got meaning*

*Grease is the time is the place is the motion*

*Now, Grease is the way we are feeling*

*This is a life of illusion*

*Wrapped up in troubles (trouble), laced with confusion*

*What are we doing here?*

*Grease is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word*

*Is the word...*

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